[on re-writing Last Action Hero (1993)] Me and my partner, David Arnott, were to take this very small script, where not a lot happens, and beef it up into a summer movie, with a lot of set-ups and pay-offs and reversals. Zak [screenwriter Zak Penn] seemed to think that we ruined his script, but I was actually quite fond of what we came up with. We had a silly gag where Slater reaches up, grabs a scratch on the film and stabs a villain with it. I know Columbia told us at the time that they were very happy with it. But then, abruptly, things changed. (...) John McTiernan had made a lot of hits, so the studio said, 'Let him do what he wants.' And we watched as John rewrote the whole thing. I have a lot of fondness for John. He's an interesting guy with a lot to say. He just wasn't keen on the things we'd written. (...) [The final cut] was a mess. There was a movie in there, struggling to emerge, which would have pleased me. But what they'd made was a jarring, random collection of scenes. The casting of the little boy was one of the absolute misfires of Western culture. Also, they rewrote every line of ours, and I don't like the dialogue they wrote. (...) [At the lavish afterparty] everyone ate the food and drank the drink and nobody said anything to each other about what they'd sat through....It was like, 'Don't talk about the movie, but these are some really good fucking canapés'. (...) After the movie came out, Arnold [Arnold Schwarzenegger], John and I went for a beer...John couldn't get his head around why it had gone so badly, because he knew there were troubles with the film but he was still proud of it. But by the end of the conversation we were getting really excited about the concept of the new "Die Hard" [ Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)] he was going to do. It was good to see him smile again. (...) In a way, it was the last of the smug big movies....Maybe Michael Bay's are still this way, but there's a smugness to "Last Action Hero" - a celebration of spending money in itself. [Empire 2012]
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