I feel like I'd be good at 'Password.' Or 'Pyramid.'
I feel like I'd be good at 'Password.' Or 'Pyramid.'
I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first mo...
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I think my parents wanted me to be whatever I wanted to be. But I do remember them - when I first moved out to L.A. - sending me applications to grad school for teaching.
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Sometimes I find myself in this super-raw place onstage where I'm like, 'Maybe that's not the best t...
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Sometimes I find myself in this super-raw place onstage where I'm like, 'Maybe that's not the best thing. Maybe I need to shut down a little.'
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If you're trying to be an actor, sometimes you get lucky, and you end up on 'The Office', but if you...
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If you're trying to be an actor, sometimes you get lucky, and you end up on 'The Office', but if you don't, and you know that you have something to say, it's really, really fortunate to be able to get to write and star in your own comedy.
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Recording is just a lengthy process, so to have to record before every professional video, that's wh...
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Recording is just a lengthy process, so to have to record before every professional video, that's where a real time drain comes in.
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Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the...
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Rich people are so eccentric, and I don't think people really realize. Especially by the turn of the century, they were living like rappers, and there was no income tax. They are some of the most fascinating people, and I am endlessly fascinated.
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That's the dating world. You just keep losing. Everyone does.
That's the dating world. You just keep losing. Everyone does.
Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to cre...
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Most of my friends who got shows right away are still just doing shows, and they have no need to create.
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I worked at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It wasn't even a real McDonald's.
I worked at a McDonald's inside a Walmart. It wasn't even a real McDonald's.
There's conflict in every story.
There's conflict in every story.
The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was from Matthew Fox when he was on Part...
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The only autograph I ever got, which I do not have anymore, was from Matthew Fox when he was on Party of Five (1994). I was in high school, and he came to our local amusement park, and I stood in line and got an autograph.
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If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better.
If you believe in what you're doing, you should just do it. You'll keep getting better.
If you text someone, and you just get an emoticon back, it's over.
If you text someone, and you just get an emoticon back, it's over.
It's really hard to name a band.
It's really hard to name a band.
It's great to get to make something in your own voice.
It's great to get to make something in your own voice.
We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.
We love super-silly moments, funny moments, serious moments, weird moments.
The biggest trap that all performers and writers find is that when something really crazy, really ba...
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The biggest trap that all performers and writers find is that when something really crazy, really bad happens, your mind immediately goes to, 'Can I write about this?' - which is good and bad.
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Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You...
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Beige curtains... there's nothing wrong with them. You're not like, 'Ew, gross! Beige curtains!' You just don't notice them either way. They're just, like, fine.
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