I try to be a good person. I know what my downfalls are, so that's a good thing.
I try to be a good person. I know what my downfalls are, so that's a good thing.
Men stop trying after a while and get lazy.
Men stop trying after a while and get lazy.
I always was trying to make people laugh as a kid. I was a big fan of Carol Burnett and Gilda Radner...
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I always was trying to make people laugh as a kid. I was a big fan of Carol Burnett and Gilda Radner. I watched them and I remember feeling as a child, when I heard the laughter they got, a little jealous that they made someone laugh like that.
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I'm not a neat freak. I don't mind things being messy but I mind them being dirty. I just can't rela...
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I'm not a neat freak. I don't mind things being messy but I mind them being dirty. I just can't relax in a dirty environment. I like things organized.
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I applaud my mother now for getting me through that time and making me believe in myself.
I applaud my mother now for getting me through that time and making me believe in myself.
Men have just come up to me and asked for my number right away. That doesn't work. You have to know ...
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Men have just come up to me and asked for my number right away. That doesn't work. You have to know somebody and have a conversation.
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There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.
The guy has to kill the spider and get the dead mouse outta the pool.
I used to do skits for my mom... and I was always entertaining as a kid.
I used to do skits for my mom... and I was always entertaining as a kid.
Are you trying to give me a hint that I should drop it? I can lose the accent; I just have to really...
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Are you trying to give me a hint that I should drop it? I can lose the accent; I just have to really focus on what I'm saying. And I have to talk slowly.
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My actions and the things I say and do, I wonder if they have an effect on my daughter and the way s...
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My actions and the things I say and do, I wonder if they have an effect on my daughter and the way she's going to be as a person. I just want her to be a good person.
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I love men who know when to put their foot down and when not to.
I love men who know when to put their foot down and when not to.
I've always had a show that went seven episodes or 13 episodes or whatever. And I've never had a sho...
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I've always had a show that went seven episodes or 13 episodes or whatever. And I've never had a show that's gone past a first season. It really is a lot of work.
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I love a man in a suit. Men should stay clothed, even if they have nice bodies.
I love a man in a suit. Men should stay clothed, even if they have nice bodies.
But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner ...
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But inside, I'm going, 'Oh my God, is my zipper up? Do I have a booger in my nose?' That's my inner monologue.
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