Ginger babies: like real babies, but so much harder to love.
Ginger babies: like real babies, but so much harder to love.
I don't believe what Russell Brand says about addiction. I just don't buy it. It's a behavior. Gazza...
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I don't believe what Russell Brand says about addiction. I just don't buy it. It's a behavior. Gazza (Paul Gascoigne) likes drinking, let him crack on. He is enjoying himself.
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[on girls called Charmaine] 'Hi, this is my daughter Charmaine'. I hear: 'Hi, I am thick and ignoran...
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[on girls called Charmaine] 'Hi, this is my daughter Charmaine'. I hear: 'Hi, I am thick and ignorant'.
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[on the elderly] Personally, I hate mobility scooters. I find their owners intolerable.
[on the elderly] Personally, I hate mobility scooters. I find their owners intolerable.
I have no prejudice.
I have no prejudice.
[on mums breast feeding in public] Mammary militia breast feeding en masse in Costa. Puts one off th...
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[on mums breast feeding in public] Mammary militia breast feeding en masse in Costa. Puts one off their latte.
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Would I employ you if you were obese? No I would not. You would give the wrong impression to the cli...
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Would I employ you if you were obese? No I would not. You would give the wrong impression to the clients of my business. I need people to look energetic, professional and efficient. If you are obese you look lazy.
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[on life sentences] Suicidal prisoners should just kill themselves.
[on life sentences] Suicidal prisoners should just kill themselves.
I lied to get someone else's husband because I wanted him. I give myself 8 out of 10 for ruthlessnes...
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I lied to get someone else's husband because I wanted him. I give myself 8 out of 10 for ruthlessness for that one.
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A name, for me, is a short way of working out what class that child comes from. And I can decide fro...
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A name, for me, is a short way of working out what class that child comes from. And I can decide from that... do I want my child to play with them?
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[on maternity leave] The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking...
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[on maternity leave] The difference between most mothers and me is that I didn't sit around drinking coffee at baby group for 12 months after the birth of my baby. No, in three weeks I was back in my suit, back at my desk earning profit for my business and I don't see why other women shouldn't do the same.
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I really think if you have a tattoo you have to wonder about what kind of future you have ahead of y...
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I really think if you have a tattoo you have to wonder about what kind of future you have ahead of you. As an employer, I wouldn't employ someone with tattoos as I would wonder what customers would think about them. For me, tattoos are just a way for people to find attention who haven't found another way in their life to achieve it by conventional means.
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I've taken to wearing my pants on my head because I've been called a piece of female genitalia so ma...
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I've taken to wearing my pants on my head because I've been called a piece of female genitalia so many times.
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