I'm just a normal guy.
I'm just a normal guy.
Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what t...
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Writers sometimes write things for me and I like to see what they write because I want to see what their take on my delivery is or what they think that I can do with something. So I kind of leave that to them.
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If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the hea...
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If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.
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I will always smell good.
I will always smell good.
I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qu...
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I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.
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I do date quite frequently.
I do date quite frequently.
I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.
I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.
Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.
Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.
What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive th...
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What is good hair? It can be anything to anyone. Good hair is healthy hair, whatever you perceive that to be.
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I just like making people laugh.
I just like making people laugh.
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.
Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.
Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.
Sorry, I'm not much of a cook.
I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposu...
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I think commercials are something that everyone does to get out there and get a little bit of exposure, get their feet wet, and also pay the bills. So anytime you can be a part of a wonderful, fun commercial, that's just a bonus.
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I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.
When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.
When a girl finally texts me back, that ding on the phone is like an angel singing.
People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. Peopl...
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People really love 'Madea' movies and get a kick out of them. They're phenomenally successful. People get excited when a new one's coming out.
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I write short stories. I write every day.
I write short stories. I write every day.
I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for...
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I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.
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If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?
If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?
I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.
I played football, honestly, to get a scholarship.
I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.
I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.
I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts i...
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I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.
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I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.
I always feel at home doing a little bit of action.
Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bi...
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Who names themselves 'The Situation?' I do not take myself seriously like that - not in the least bit - that would be so pretentious.
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I've been acting since 2002, around about there.
I've been acting since 2002, around about there.
When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
When it comes to me, I know what I can do and can't do.
I love acting. I love performing.
I love acting. I love performing.
I like hanging out with people.
I like hanging out with people.
You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.
You know, I stopped being competitive after I played football.