There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-ha...
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There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.
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I have a very dark sense of humor.
I have a very dark sense of humor.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.
I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I dev...
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I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.
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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where...
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I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.
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When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
I had no blood relatives till I made some.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I was a bad boy as a child.
I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movi...
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I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans, I had big plans, movies, and I was in no hurry.
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I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, ...
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I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartman.
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I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
I believed in God my whole life, and then strayed away from it in my teen-age years, until recently.
Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' The...
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Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!
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The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.
I believed in God my whole life.
I believed in God my whole life.
I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offen...
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I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.
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My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.
Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was menta...
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Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.
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