Even when I started in 1970, I knew that television was having a negative effect on our society.
Even when I started in 1970, I knew that television was having a negative effect on our society.
The biggest thing I learned from losing? Winning's better.
The biggest thing I learned from losing? Winning's better.
If I only had a little humility I would be perfect.
If I only had a little humility I would be perfect.
Fidel Castro is one hell of a guy! You people would like him! Most people in Cuba like him.
Fidel Castro is one hell of a guy! You people would like him! Most people in Cuba like him.
[on the 2008 government bailout saving car companies instead of the restaurant industry] People woul...
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[on the 2008 government bailout saving car companies instead of the restaurant industry] People would rather eat than drive cars!
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The best day of my life was my wedding night. The first one. The others weren't so bad either!
The best day of my life was my wedding night. The first one. The others weren't so bad either!
[asked what his personal motto was] Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise!
[asked what his personal motto was] Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise!
One summer, I made $50 a week, and my father charged me $25 a week rent. I asked him if that wasn't ...
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One summer, I made $50 a week, and my father charged me $25 a week rent. I asked him if that wasn't a little high. He said that if I could do better than that for food and lodging seven days a week I could move out.
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Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.
Men should be disqualified for public office. Women should run the planet. They're better than us.